Men's Crew Socks - "Assholes Everywhere"
One way to deal with the predictable deluge of everyday assholery is to be a miserly, anti-social curmudgeon. The other way is to accept the things you cannot change and instead express yourself with some silly, supremely supple, superbly sewn socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.